>be me

>like buying shitty houses and making comfy

>ready to move on

>crazy market

>house listed for 24 hours FSBO

>bidding war

>choose local guy who doesn’t even want to buy house, but needs house because cityfags buying up all the rentals

>cityfags trying to bribe anon with extra 10% to throw local under bus

>why TF would they want to buy house from guy who throws buyers under bus?