tyb
more better
I come home, the wife meets me at the door pulling her dress up showing her shaved beaver. I says "burnt dinner again?"
She whines and whines that she doesn't get romanced. So I says "I love ya so fucking much, I could shit"
So she starts whining about the size of my dick. So I says "if it was hard and down your throat, I wouldn't have to listen to any of this"
So My wife and daughter are watching these two dogs fuck and squeal (true story). They're heading opposite directions still hooked up yelping like stuffed pigs. My daughter asks her "what's wrong with those dogs?"
The ex says the girl dog is in heat.
My daughter says "why don't they go in the shade?"
which is what I posted on locals
are newfags good and tight?
how does that work, oldfag?
kek
henry fitzpatrick and patrick fitzhenry?
wish it was something better than wikipedia
>https://www.energy.gov/ehss/security-policy-guidance-reports/departmental-personnel-security-faqs
I saw fags kek
filed ty
thank you –I'll be here all week
not mine, but you are certainly correct
I have been here since Nov '17
try ALT+F4
I liked the graphic from wiki, and desired another graphic which referenced a better source
did I ask anyone to make anything for me?
only your bf knows about the 10' cock tattooed down the back of your throat, and me
have a warm a filled one
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