>>16102825 lb
No frickin' way anyone would believe that's real. I mean, I know people a gullible these days, but would anybody really believe this crap? Would they?
That can't be that dude on the left's natural hair! Who's with me?
Quite a tragedy, but apparently the Russian Navy can get a replacement relic of the 'true cross' from the Vatican's website on ebay:
https://vatican.com/3/Relics-True-Cross
(buyer beware: please note the fine print since many of them are listed as 'used').
Prices range from $450 US to $12,500 depending on splinter co-efficient and verified microscopic blood splatter. (sorry no Rubles)
Don't forget to check our official website for even more great discounts on our After-Easter Blowout Specials
At:
https://vatican.com/
And never forget, Jesus loves you!!!!