This shituation calls for a Magathon. Make a meme out of that one douchefarts.
I'm a Timesplitter, savior of timelines. We've beaten them all except this one (the final boss of this dimension); once we win this timeline the entirety of the finite within infinity ascends together into the next paradigm. We've had to try this timeline many times and travel to many other ones to make certain frens and pacts, gaining blessings and buffs for our most successful attempt of them all.
If you have a powerful enough quantum computer you can trace back every particle of light backwards and forwards and create images of the past. Light and gravity never completely lose their potential, 0 doesn't exist; it just goes infinitely into smaller decimal and fractions so still detectable / traceable.