They prolly right.
Don't call them morbidly obese.
Don't call them 'jolly'
Don't call them fat ass
Don't tell them they have moar chins than a Chinese phone book.
Don't tell them the only letters of the alphabet they are familiar with is KFC.
Don't tell them to move because they are blocking the sun.
Just watch as the fat fucks eat themselves to death.
Glorious.
>I still don't know when I will see my girlfriend.
Not anytime soon.
She will be released when you deliver the items requested on the ransom note.
Again, we want:
Maddona's 1980's 'coffee table book' Sex.
A flag of Estonia 6ft x 6ft
Two chickens, plucked and skinned.
A box of Christmas crackers, not the cheap ones Something with quality..
16 size 10 shoes, all to fit left feet, colour unimportant.
A bag of 6 inch nails, and a 9ft fish tank.
When our demands are met, she will be returned to you.
You have 48 hours.