>You don’t have a girlfriend and you never will.
THINK MIRROR, AT LEAST MY REASON FOR BEING HERE IS A GIRL, YOU ARE CHATTING WITH GUY HERE, I KNOW MY GIRL FOR OVER 30 YEARS SO THE JOKE IS ON YOU!!!
>Still saying you should check the pit in the basement…
>I lost something for 20 years too…I found it again digging a new sewer line, maybe she's buried in the backyard…
SHE IS IN MY HEART
>PS she left because you are an annoying dickhead…let that sink in…
TRUE, BUT SHE NEVER LEFT, JUST LEFT ME ALONE FOR 30 YEARS, BECAUSE NOW I KNOW I AM A DICKHEAD