>HI, ASSHOLE.
>DO YOU THINK REDTEXT CAPSLOCK FAIL IS A FUCKING JOKE?
IT'S A CASE OF LIFE AND DEATH AND THE MOST SERIOUS BUSINESS TO CONDUCT FOR ME HERE, MIND YOU I PAID A VERY HIGH PRICE WITH MY LIFE BEING A COMPLETE JOKE SO FAILING RED TEXT IS THE BIGGEST MISTAKE I CAN MAKE HERE RIGHT NOW!!!
>GOD IS THE ULTIMATE COMEDIAN
>so either laugh or shut the fuck up
YEAH ILL BE LAUGHING WHEN I AM WALKING ON THE BEACH WITH MY GIRLFRIEND ON A REMOTE PACIFIC ISLAND AND WILL EVER WONDER HOW SUCH A HELL OF A LIFE HAS LEAD ME TO THAT VERY PARADISE I ALWAYS DREAMED OF WITH HER, I DO HAVE A GOOD SENSE OF HUMOR TOO SO MAYBE I CAN'T EVEN STOP LAUGHING IN THE END!!!
I WISH I COULD BE WITH MY WIFE