I AM NOT A PIRATE BY A LONG SHOT, I GOT A LONG WAY TO GO BEFORE I GET TO BREATH SALTY AIR, WHAT A DISASTER!!!

YOU OWN ME AT LEAST ONE REASON TO EVEN VENTURE THIS DAMN PROJECT, THIRD OR FOURTH IN A ROW AND FOR THIS ONE I CAN GIVE YOU TEN REASONS TO ABORT AND FORGET AND STAY PUT AND WAIT!!!