Can you please send me information regarding my DNA?
Sure would be fun to learn who my real daddy and mummy are in this life. How much longer can I remain on hold?
The shit facing me right now is the end of the world. The four horsemen ain't got nothing on me, actually, the pale horse should be along any moment.
1/3 of the earth will be hit by a Micro Nova emitted by the sun. Let's hope I'm getting a tan at the time. I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.
Well, gotta run, so many things God has yet to do to me, like smite me while on the toilet. Hell, that would be a great story to tell the grandkids.
Yes, I'm calling you out God, stop focusing on me, find someone else to pick on, I've had enough. God, go expose the corrupt and leave me alone. Expose the truth, stop staring and picking on me. You've killed me twice, stop it.