>>16763892

>Just the media trying to sensanalize the story including 40.3 degree weather which is around 104 Fahrenheit,

Oi, you got a loicence to be saying that?

I am also UK anon:

The airports are melting.

Old people are spontaneously combusting in the heat.

Livestock have lost over 3/4 of their own bodyweight due to sweating.

There is only one gallon of water left in the whole country.

We are all going to die because of the Sun.

Nobody should leave their homes lest they shrivel up with the heat.

There will be no end to it and its all the fault of climate change.

>Please listen to your telescreens ~ Ministry of information.

I'm watching you.

>>16763955

Dubs, Check'd

>>16763986

It's true. Homes don't do AC, on account of it's normally cold and wet.

What is habbening now with the Sun shining and having a 'heatwave', we used to call that Summer, back in the day.

>>16763999

Trips check'd

>Bear tried to get at her fruit scented shampoo.

At least her hair would have smelled of Ylang Ylang as the bear snapped her neck.

For shame of having ones neck snapped and smelling of something less fruity.

>>16764028

>Every human being alive today is biologically descendedbY bLoOdfrom ONE FEMALE, who had ONE FATHER.

Not if they were created off world and shipped here.

I've said too much.

>>16764032

>>16764043

>needs Benny Hill music

Why yes, yes it does.

>>16764228

>>16764254

Tweaked.

o7

>>16764368