Anonymous ID: e2925c Aug. 3, 2022, 11:39 a.m. No.16958443   🗄️.is 🔗kun   >>9828

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Rare white elephant with 'pearl-coloured eyes' born in Myanmar

Katherine Hignett - 5h ago

 

A ‘rare’ white elephant has been born in Myanmar, according to state officials.

 

The male calf was born at 6.30 a.m. on 23rd July in Rakhine, a state on the country’s west coast.

 

He already stands at roughly two and a half foot tall and just over three foot wide.

 

His mother is a 33-year-old female elephant called Zar Nan Hla, who is kept by the Myanma Timber Enterprise in Taungup Township. Both are reportedly happy and healthy.

 

The country’s Ministry of Natural Resources and Environmental Conservation announced the ‘auspicious’ birth on Tuesday.

 

White elephants are rare, but they’re not a distinct species.

 

Officials say they can be distinguished by up to eight unique traits: pearl-coloured eyes, a back shaped like a plantain branch, white hair, a distinctive tail, special skin markings, reddish brown or pinkish skin, big ears and five claws on their front legs and four on their back legs.

 

The newly-born elephant reportedly has all but one of these.

 

White elephants are revered as symbols of good luck and power in much of Southeast Asia.

 

In fact, the animals were once so highly prized that countries have gone to war over them. During the sixteenth century, war broke out between Siama and Burma — now Thailand and Myanmar — over a demand for two white elephants.

 

The country has previously captured nine of the rare animals, according to USA Today.

 

But, as AFP reports, the social media response to the latest birth has been muted in the wake of last year’s military coup.

Anonymous ID: e2925c Aug. 3, 2022, 1:28 p.m. No.16959582   🗄️.is 🔗kun

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Pokémon’s new yeast-powered bread dog raises some big questions

Ash Parrish - 2h ago

 

Whenever there’s a new Pokémon game reveal, there’s a brief but wonderful moment when the fanbase gets together to collectively hyper-fixate on one pokémon in particular. They are enamored of the ‘mon’s cuteness or weirdness, and they profess all kinds of love and affection up to and including a life-pact. For Sword and Shield, that pokémon was Yamper, the corgi ‘mon. Now for Scarlet and Violet, it’s Fidough.

 

Humans are delightfully simple creatures. We love bread, and we love dogs. Everything about Fidough has been surgically crafted by The Pokémon Company in order to exploit humanity’s love for carbs and canines. Even the name, Fidough, is meant to make it more appealing, capitalizing on humanity’s love for bad but clever puns. (Bravo localization team, bravo!)

 

Look at this guileless gob! It breathes yeast! It makes bread and alcohol! Of course we are going to lose our minds over this thing. Here’s its official description:

 

Fidough’s moist, smooth skin has elastic qualities and is both firm and soft at the same time. When these Pokémon become excited, they intimidate their opponents by puffing up their bodies to appear bigger.​

 

Fidough ferments things in its vicinity using the yeast in its breath. Said yeast is useful for cooking, so this Pokémon has been protected by people since long ago.

 

Preevolución a 0,19€#PokemonPresents #Fidough pic.twitter.com/uH4OARmcLu

 

— Lidl España (@lidlespana) August 3, 2022

Because Fidough is the newest of the pokémon-we-are-not-sure-if-we’re-supposed-to-eat types, it has staff at The Verge asking all kinds of questions.

 

Antonio Di Benedetto wonders if Fidough sheds hair or breadcrumbs.

 

Cameron Faulkner asks what does it poop and if it’s fully baked when it’s born.

 

Andrew Webster ponders man’s oldest question, asking: if you put a Dugtrio on a Fidough, is it a sandwich?

 

From its look to its description to the questions its existence provokes, Fidough is a perfect creature. The Pokémon Company done it again.