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Existential Threat Predictive Market
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For experienced betters who gamble on the internet only.
"You got a favorite ELE? Put your money where your mouth is," says "Steve." "Alternativly, you're a braying shill," "Steve" adds
Civilization will be destroyed by:
Neptune in the corner pocket 8 to 1
Super volcano(s) 7 to 1
Gender switching microbes 3 to 1
East Coast Tsunami 6 to 1
Fortran Terminator 5 to 1
Massive EQs 5 to 1
Ass virus 3 to 1
Scalar EM Fry 8 to 1
Spontaneous Mass Detonation 212 to 1
Hemorrhagic Turtle fever 9 to 1
Genetic rollback to cro-magnon 18 to 1
Planetary Axial tilt shit 15= degrees 6 to 1
MK Zombie rampage 5 to 1.
Gamera Attacks 6 to 1
Asteroid strike 7 to 3
Sun Eaters 2 to 1
Very serious cold 5 to 4
Royal Draco hatches from abdomen 3 to 1
If your preferred existential threat is not included and you feel it should be, talk to Steve at Vanuatu Sportsbook(c) Five Gorges dam burst, San Onofre reactor meltdown, Prion poison burgers; whatever your bet you will always get the best odds from Vanuatu Sportsbook(c)
Proposition bets accepted by arrangement.
Odds cited are examples only. Actual odds are quoted at the time of the bet.
Only persons who regularly gamble on the internet are permitted to bet with Vanuatu Sportsbook(c)
"Steve" from Vanuatu Sportsbook
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