Oh, by the way…
I have reached the part of the simulation where even I'm not allowed to make Twitter accounts anymore, because even the voices that communicate with me in my head like to insult me when I try to test the limitations and boundaries that have been placed on me in this simulation.
Also, make note of the fact that Henry Cavill and Sam Heughan both are represented by the colors red and blue, just like Twilight and just like how America is split right down the middle between R's and D's.
So magical how even the Google Search function also allows me to stay up-to-date with news from both Henry Cavill and Sam Heughan by using this color-specific button!