Anonymous ID: b0198f Aug. 7, 2022, 2:55 p.m. No.17165809   🗄️.is 🔗kun   >>5995

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>>17165583

That's not as fun as my Trump dream

In mine he busted through my door like the Koolaid man, startled, I went straight for my katana, but he was faster.

He grabbed it and threw it out the window so hard is disappeared into the horizon. I looked and him and was like "WTF MAN"

He looked me in the eye and said, "What? You don't use it."

Enraged, I then made a break for my combat knife on the floor, in some last ditch attempt to defend my dignity,

but again he was too fast, he caught my hand before I could reach it, then we locked fingers.

Then I woke up