KEK!
Cats are weird. Anon is having a tough go speaking cat. I have the battle scars to prove it. I learned to keep closet doors SHUT.
I learned about ears and up or down.
CAT (NOT.MY) is also a killer and brings poor dead ground squirrels etc and deposits them on the back step. CAT almost made it into the house but I caught SOMETHING hanging out of it's mouth.
Admittedly one of my birddogs did deposit a rather large BUNNY in my entry hall. But it was only that once…and I couldn't decide which of the suspects did it so I couldn't get mad about it.