I THOUGHT I HAD A HELL OF A STORY TO TELL UNTIL I REALIZED THE STORY WAS CREATED FOR JUST THIS, AND IT'S NOT JUST A STORY IT'S MY ENTIRE LIFE FULL OF INSANE COINCIDENCES SO MAYBE I DON'T EVEN WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT BECAUSE I WOULD HAVE GOTTEN WAY FURTHER IN LIFE WITHOUT ALL THOSE DAMN BAD INFLUENCES TO PUT ME THROUGH SOME KIND OF TEST