I contend that
Meghan Markle
was impregnated
with the sperm
of Prince Charles.
( In order to maintain
the royal lineage. )
(( No suggestions on
delivery method. ))
Twice.
What say you, old chap ?
Mike Redway's
voice brings me
great cheer !
''They've got us on the run
with guns
and knives
we're fighting for our lives