Welcome to CAT SPRAY, The Musical!
Hoomins keep saying "Dog is Man's Best Friend"
Oh Yeah?, Dog shows the cops where your stash is hidden Oh Levi-clad Orangutan !
The Feline, being the superior Being, does not eat your shoes, merely puke in them when we are not feeling good, angry, or sometimes bored
The feline, being the Superior Being, does not eat the coffee table
The Feline, being the Superior Being, does not spend all day sniffing other feline asses then comes and licks your face
The Feline, being the Superior Being, will not go outside and roll in some dead thing then come jump in your bed
The Feline, being the SUPERIOR BEING, will not produce farts that peel the paint off the walls
C'mon, Balding Monkey, tell The Class when you have seen a cat drool enough you need a mop without being deathly ill
When have you ever seen a cat bark at thunder storms? Bark at neighbor kids across the street? Bark at Dust Motes?
Admit it, hairballs are not so terrible are they?