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>Next Q Q&A will be favourite recipes for fucks sakes.
Lazy Pepe's Beef and Rice Meal
Here at Lazy Pepe's, we don't like to cook. Hell, we don't even like to eat but you gotta do what you gotta do, right? When the hunger pangs hit after a long shift on the Kun, something needs to be done about it. Something that maybe will use up those rotting left-overs in the fridge. Recipes be damned! We don't have time to fuss around with new-fangled recipes. What the fuck is a clove anyway?
Grab some beef (half pound or so), brown it and mix a bunch of stuff with it. Dump in a small can of peas and carrots (or that moldy open can of mushrooms), diced tomatoes, hot peppers, onion, cheese, a packet of spice (taco seasoning, Sloppy Joe's, whatever), spaghetti sauce or any sauce you can find that hasn't already been consumed by maggots. Add enough tomato juice or Clamato to make it somewhat watery (it will thicken). Cook a cup of rice to three cups of water in a rice cooker (or whatever you have). If you like, macaroni or spaghetti will work too.
Mix the rice with the previously prepared unappetizing mess. Now you have a big pot full of something possibly edible that should be sufficient for you to survive over the next 2 or 3 days. Enjoy. Or not. Remember that you aren't doing this for taste. You just wanna live for another week.
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