Hey anons,
For your dining, dancing, and researching pleasure, here is a link to a 10-hour version of Trololo.
Carry on.
Here I am, a silly but hard-working Anon, just doing my thing to expose corruption and crime among public officials. Out of the blue a senator sends me an invitation to an upcoming event, like I'm supposed to drop everything, put on some nice clothing, and hob nob with [THEM].
What, do [THEY] think we're stupid?
Stories like the John Travolta cancer connection indicate that there may be deadly vectors among us, so I shall never, ever, ever attend a function with any of these people again.
Be vigilant, Anons. Don't hang out with these people. Stay far away. I do believe [THEY] want to kill us. It's not a coincidence, I'm sure.