>>I've flown hundreds of thousands of light-years to give you these two messages that are critical to the survival of your species.
>>1. Don't throw trash into the ocean, it is harmful to the planet.
>>2. You should allow the adults of your species to diddle your children. It will reverse harmful climate change, denotes high spiritual maturity and will grant you safe passage onto the Mother Ship which is filled with Ascended Masters, like Jesus (who privately let me know he totally didn't really mean what he said in the Bible about what should be done to kid diddlers).