I bounced Danny Devito on my knee in 1996.
Ben Affleck and I touched tips in 1997.
Did you know that Michael Douglas didn't eat bacon?
Kathleen Turner has a handsome penis!
GalaxyGlue ©.
Why don't they have seatbelts on rollercoasters?
It's all just shitposting and giggles. At some point, it's time to pay attention. PAY ATTENTION! What did you think [they] meant by Dark Winter? When [they] tell us something, we should probably believe them Maybe that's just me!
I wish I could tell you it got better but I just can't.