Q:What do you call a dead lawyer on the bottom of the ocean?
A: A good start
low quality fed-bait
Would you give Bill Gates, Fauci, Hillary and Barry Obama a fair trial and then hang them?
Or would you just hang them straight up, no trial?
Soon after you lodged a Form 95 you would most certainly be Suicided, or die of a sudden heart attack, be shot to death in a "mugging gone wrong", die in a small plane crash or be found drowned in a swimming pool, etc etc etc
>You have a problem with that?
Gary, but…what if the other Lawfags here are Boomers, and jews?
>Area51 has crappy bathrooms
where do the Aliens there take a crap?
does area 51 have Alien Diversity toilets?
do Aliens have Pronouns? Xi Xim Xer
Sheesh!
that Lawfag has more than 22 posts now
DARPA is an Operational arm of the C_A
>What the fuck are you talking about, cunt?
>I have been here since….
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?
I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.
I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces.
You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.
You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker.
As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot.
The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands.
Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit.
If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.
But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.
You're fucking dead, kiddo.
>I was "toasted."
I know 6 millionz who should have been Toasted, but it was just a fantasy that never took place
I have a License
>just enter the Vin #
I wouldn't buy that car, it says bottom left that it has a Mexican Tranny in it
>a man of culture as well.
yes, good sir
we refined and cultured shitposters must stick together, pardon the pun
>cuck to females
Seriously, females should NEVER have been given the vote
It has been the downfall of modern Western societies
I will brook no argument with this observation