Remote and ineffectual shill
That dared attack my president
With that poor weapon, half-impelled,
Unlearnt, unsteady, hardly held,
Unworthy for a tilt with men—
Your quavering and corroded pen;
Shill poor at Bed and worse at Table,
Shill pinched, shill starved, shill miserable;
Shill stuttering, shill with roving eyes,
Shill nervous, shill of crudities;
Shill clerical, shill ordinary,
Shill self-absorbed and solitary;
Shill here-and-there, shill epileptic;
Shill puffed and empty, shill dyspeptic;
Shill middle-class, shill sycophantic,
Shill dull, shill brutish, shill pedantic;
Shill hypocritical, shill bad,
Shill furtive, shill three-quarters mad;
Shill (since a man must make an end),
Shill that shall never be my friend.