Black hole?
Kek! I used to give fucked up directions to truckers at the end of the day. I worked at a service station. (Remember those?) It was located on a corner and there was a big B-D sign with an arrow pointing towards Beckton Dickinson on the corner. Trucks rolled in all the time asking for directions to B-D. Most of the time we pointed at the sign. Sometimes we sent them all over the county.