Duality of man is gay?
How ever far the manipulators decide.
These actors they give us for house & senate need cooler names.
Like Clutch McCool, Lance, or Bruce. Boring names suck.
Masonic founders had serious issues it would seem.
Why does aluminum and metal spark in a microwave? How am I supposed to reheat my baked potato if this happens? WTF.
Also, when I try and play music, my microwave does it wrong. Is it a software compatibility issue?
And my cellphone apparently isn’t really 5G.
Reincarnation happens when you do it wrong.
Will “we” reincarnate? You will. There is no “we” here.
/sarc&keks
When I get my brian chip will I still be ‘microwave safe’?
Will the iatrogenic toroidal ring of titanium wire in muh head (securing a depressed skull fracture) generate a magnetic field in the absence of an iron core as I walk the earth?
Should I have an iron core placed to make sure? Will it heat up if I run super fast? Can I identify as a space heater?
No story other than me being a goof about being bathed 24/7/365 in microwave-range radiation.