>>18278060

>These balloons show up on the radar as unidentified objects and both sides scramble planes and go to full alert to counteract a perceived nuclear attack, when in fact it is the most childlike of things, a bunch of balloons.

At our farewell party in kindergarten, we let balloons go up, to this song. As soon as they were in the air, the first jet fighters appeared, no joke. '84

>>18278218

>Gonna need some pics or video proof anon.

There are over 200 witnesses to this. My word must be enough for you, you fool. That was the state of things at this time, no joke.

>>18278252

>IF (YOU) HAVE CONTROL OF (MY) THOUGHTS

Don't get paranoid.

Relax.