The big guy in a little toy shop
Bought a spy balloon with the ten percent he got
Came from Xi at the break of dawn
Nothing to done, the president's his pawn
On the chan,Red Texteverywhere
Flashes the message "Something's out there"
Floating in the Montana sky
CCP spy balloons go by
CCP spy balloons
Floating in the summer sky
Panic bells, it's red alert
There's something here from somewhere else
The plane fags spring to life
Open up their watching eyes
Focusing them on the skies
CCP spy balloons go by
CCP infiltration Complete
CCP American Elite
General Milley, super shilly
Secretary Blinken sucks Hunter's willy
This is what we've waited for
This is it anons, this is war
The President is on the take
As CCP spy balloons go by