Satan was the fallen angel that rebelled and set out to destroy God's world
To be fair God's world needed some rebelling against, but Satan's methods were misguided and only made things worse.
Orbs are a collection of 500,000 or so minor demons. Orb Lady must have had a terrible time having all those at once, and anons should show a little appreciation to those fighting the spirit war.
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