>be me
>one of smartest kids in my class be Jew
>dank smart kids stick together so naturally we hang out often
>for weeks, during lunch break we go buy snacks at store
>buy Jew kid snack every time we there
>one time we go, realize I had no money left
>Jew kid pull out handfull of change to buy his own candy
>ask Jew kid to buy me 5 cents gummy big foot thing
>Jew kid, with cold AF super-villain tone of voice I ever heard, "No"