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>Why does the polish air force have windshield wipers inside aircraft cockpits?
anon surrenders to the genius, so why…?
kek
A customer asked, "In what aisle can I find the Polish sausage?"
The clerk asks, "Are you Polish?"
The guy , clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something.
If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?
Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?
Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?
Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?
Or if I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"
The clerk says, "No, I probably wouldn't."
The guy says, "Well then, because I asked for Polish sausage, why did you ask me if I'm Polish?"
The clerk replied,"Because you're in Home Depot."
Bobby hopped on the train and found a vacant seat.
After sitting down, he looked around the carriage and observed an attractive woman seated across from himself, reading a book titled "Sexual statistics."
A little intimidated at first, Bobby finally plucked up some courage and initiated conversation.
"Hi, that looks like an interesting book."
The woman put the book down upon her lap and said "Yes, it's absolutely fascinating. Did you know that the Native Indians have penises with the thickest girth, and the Polish have penises with much higher than the average length?"
"Oh, how rude of me to forget introductions, my name is Jane by the way.
Bobby replied "Pleased to meet you, I'm Tonto Kowalskyj."
it's gonna be fine lil buddy
Gato de fuego, como la entrepierna de fuego pero con un gato borracho
off topic but who knew Joni Mitchell lived in character for long periods of time….
as a black man!
Cover art included
Never was a Joni Mitchell fan, she grates on anon..
>Una tormenta poderosa