>>18484500 ← That's exactly what your lady has been telling me… just "two more weeks" until she has my baby.

I didn't believe her at first because for safety reason I make it a habit to only mouth-bang skirts.

But she insisted & said that a DNA test confirms it's my baby with 100% certainty.

Then, she told me an amazing story.

The day you came home early from work I just finished polishing her teeth. Then I slipped out the back door.

Three weeks later she calls begging me to mouth-bang her again. She said she really needed a good tooth polishing. She wanted to be treated like a crack whore at the dentist. Whatever that means?!? LOL

Although her offer was very tempting, I declined because her mouth was now yesterday's news to me.

That's when she tells me she's pregnant & it's mine. "WTF? I was like that's impossible, cuz I only cleaned your teeth. I mean, I cleaned them good, but that won't get 'you' pregnant."

So I said, "What about the shilltard living with you?"

Your lady then explains that after I left that day, you came home & saw her in the bedroom and thought she wanted it. So you started kissing her. Then you started munching on her beaver.

Get this… it appears your own mouth acted similar to a seman test tube. Your tongue removed my DNA from her mouth and then inserted it directly into her beaver.

In essence, your mouth became the missing link between my sperm and her vag.

Two more weeks…

Now fuck off 'tard.