AI is The Last Great Tech Faggit Rodeo
The Big Fake n Ghey Promises:
1980s - Computers will ease our work load and allow us to spend more time with our families. FnG. People worked more hours with software and hardware and became infected with cybertardism.
1990s - Computers and digital publications will enable us to print less and save paper, trees, blah blah. FnG. More hard copy printing than ever began with desktop publishing, and shitty self-published ransom note publications gained acceptance as ‘good enough’ printing.
2000s - The internet aka ‘information superhighway’ will make us all better connected in the ‘new economy’ info age. FnG. Dot.com DARPA programs released and were ghey n fake from day one and further alienated people from communicating on an interpersonal basis. Era of trolls emerge and gaming tards become a thing. Dot.crash. Cry moar.
2010s - Tard phones and becoming ‘better connected’ on ‘the www’ become the thing so we can make up for shitty comms skills gleaned from the last decade. Buy a smartphone and unlimited plan and they’ll throw in a free house! FnG all the way to the bank.
2020’s - SIRI and ALEXA will ride you reverse cowgirl while you shop as a Prime member because working from home with a mask on is Paradise Found. FnG. You are a hair’s breath away from never realizing nor escaping the digital gulag matrix you lovingly inhabit.
Now - AI shuts off all your accounts for 30 days because you are reading this post. Platoon of Karens dispatched to your home to help you ‘re-identfy’ with the approved narrative. FnG. AI is satan and his minion’s earthly circle jerk.
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