You absolute faggot
Guyz, guyz, they totally cloned Fetterman.
No wait listen, they cloned him 40 years ago and had the second one just living in North Korea until now so they could swap him out to mess with anon minds.
Either that or they found a guy who looked close and gave him plastic surgery to make him look exactly like the real Fetterman because that's how plastic surgery works if you've watched enough 60s and 70s telemovies. Someone is making a shit-ton of money with this whole lookalike thing and next thing you know it could be you or me so watch your six. Tell everyone and get the word out there because anons believe in clone/doppelganger plastic surgery thing.
Get a grip, faggots.
Ignore the Fetterman slide.