https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cult_of_the_Dead_Cow
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Military_career_of_L._Ron_Hubbard
We believe that El Ron Hubbard is actually none other than Heinrich Himmler of the SS, who fled to Argentina and is now responsible for the stealing of babies from hospitals and raising them as 'super-soldiers' for the purpose of overthrowing the U.S. Fed. Govt. in a bloody revolution. We fear plans for a 'Fourth Reich' to be established on our home soil under the vise-like grip of oppression known as Scientology!