It's OK. There were Loyalists during the revolution as well. Good news, the coronation is tomorrow so there's still time for you to pledge your fealty.
I've saved you a little time, here's what you're supposed to recite tomorrow:
“I swear that I will pay true allegiance to Your Majesty, and to your heirs and successors according to law. So help me God."
https://www.forbes.com/sites/conormurray/2023/05/05/king-charles-coronation-controversial-pledge-of-allegiance-slammed-as-out-of-touch-amid-monarchys-declining-popularity/
You need to work on the insults. They're a bit garish and… American.
Try using words like: wanker, tosser, slag, etc.
Examples:
You're a wanker.
Toss off.
Your mother's a slag.
Things like that. It's good that you're being manhandled right now. The british tend to like their eunuchs submissive, but if you want a better quality of life, we need to toughen you up a bit.