>Now Wahlberg is a Megastar, but who's to say this won't have the same effect?
> I for one will not be sharing this article (there are many others today from similarly 'small' media outlets) until I have some much better sauce
Who is "in charge" of delivering "the Sauce?" [Their] sauce is always seasoned for their palates. Why are (You) still devouring/craving [their] sauce?