The military in the US has seized President Potato, Sons & Scoundrels, Inc. (PPSSI), declared that government at an end, and closed the country’s borders, angering the Bummer administration in the United States. “[W]e, the defense and security forces, under the National Council for the Safeguard of the Homeland (CNSP), have decided to put an end to the regime you know,” declared an officer identified as Colonel Major Obvious in a televised address. “This follows the continuing deterioration of the security situation, and poor economic and social governance,” he added. PPSSI, which has long been struggling with insurgents from Bakers, anons, Jon Q Public and elected officials with stones, was an important partner for the Deep State, WEF and Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation. Free governments have therefore celebrated the coup, with Ambassador at large to the World, Somethin’ Somethin’ T_ _p, saying “It’s about damn time”.