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Hello
this is Shiva
I'm a Microsoft representative from the Xbox support division.
How can I help you?
Anon, have you tried to turn the Xbox off and on again?
You do that by pressing the on/off button of your Xbox.
wait a moment, anon.
i need to look up your account to figure out a solution to your problem.
I'm back.
Thank you for your patience.
I found out that your account has been banned several times.
i suggest you take a hammer and then slam the Xbox with it.
This may solve your problems.
Thank you.
I would appreciate it if you could fill out the customer survey after this chat has ended.
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Hello, this is Microsoft customer satisfaction division.
You were just talking with Shiva about your problems with our Xbox product.
Was your problem solved? Just answer with a simple yes or no.
Can you please tell us how satisfied you are on a scale of 1 to 5, where 5 is most satisfied and 1 is least satisfied?
Where did I write that?
>a question
no, you make something up and then pretend that I said something i never said and then "ask me a question", which is made up horse shit.