USAF B-52 Stratofortress 60-0011 11th Bomb Squadron flying back home to Barksdale AFB from Abbotsford International Airport in Abbotsford, British Columbia, Canada. Checked flight history back into late July and nothing comes up. Sneaky, sneaky, kek.
The coke was lost, obviously. Left there and forgotten about. Now who in the White House would have a tendency to lose things and forget about them?