I was an Indian guru in my previous incarnation.

I had slept with three women and when they found out, they rightly poisoned me to death.

In this incarnation I found Jesus and was forgiven and is being forgiven for my past sins.

Visiting my old temple again to eat dinner there.

Will show that I can read Sanskrit when no one’s ever taught me - other than the internet.

I can pronounce Sanskrit better than many scholars.

Wish me luck, in God’s Son’s Name I ask.

Sounds crazy I know. My entire life has been crazy