REUTERS (Cairo, Egypt) : Former U.S. President Donald Trump will report to authorities in Georgia tomorrow, and speculation is increasing that violence by his conspiracy theorist ultra right wing could be a risk to public safety. When asked about the potential posed by his fanatical mob of supporters, Trump responded “I’m going in there and I’m going to kick some Marxist leftist ass, I won’t be leaving any for anybody else to kick. Chuck Norris called me, he’s a great American you know, he said “Mr. President, I would come down to help you out but I don’t want to get my ass accidentally kicked in any confusion resulting from your epic bout of righteous mayhem on the Deep State, I hope you understand.” I mean I really do understand Chuck’s position, he’s a great American that is usually the kicker of ass, but it’s unprecedented what he’s saying, his ass getting kicked by accident, I would never kick his ass unintentionally, he knows that, we are good friends. Better safe than sorry is the right way for Chuck, totally understandable.”