Tiny powers that cower (awwww):

I grabbed a thought from your ether the other day. I don't know who thunk it (yet) or if you all thunk it (collectively, as a group), but you were just wishing that 7.5 billion of us would just drop dead.

Of course, being a logical soul, a problem solver, I immediately moved ahead to details such as what that event would smell like and who would clean it up, etc. and so forth.

be careful what you wish for.