Alright alright alright OG NightShift here to lay down the epics for this evening, how y’all doin? Shout out to my homeboy RedSkull I was in his neck of the woods this week and I tell you what’s, even the po-lice were complaining how bad the streets were getting in the ‘vile. But let’s get orientated here as to exactly what when where why and how it’s all going down SOON. We are talking PAIN. They will never disclose the off-planet slave trade in humans. People can’t deal with that, existential cultural five finger death punch. They do expect you to VOTE however and trust that the same local election officials and volunteer poll workers who brought you 2020 are going to dutifully record the Trumpian Landslide of 2024. So I ask you, think carefully about all you love and cherish in this once and recently great nation, and resolve to tell yourself the whole truth and nothing but the truth. What is more believable: that aliens abduct humans for space slavery, or that Leftist controlled election precincts are going to count the votes fairly? As for me, I’ll take Alien Slave Traffickers for $1000