Olá Princess Willy, come over for a visit, I’ll buy you a beer & tattoo “fucked around found out” on your bald head after I bitch slap you from sea to shining sea.
>>Circumnavigate my dick some time instead of my bald balls for a change.
You should put that in a book, sooo clever.
>>That is only the tip, wait until I write a story about the mountain and the waterfall that descents from it splashing down on the rocks below.
Is it going to have a cartoon wizard & be about everything you never did with the tip?