I’m just sitting here watching the news right and they’re showing a crowd of probably a couple hundred muslims, somewhere in the middle east, protesting what’s going on in Gaza, blah blah blah. But I was looking at them and it occurred to me: If I was dropped in the middle of that crowd and we were all thrown into a Hunger Games situation where it was survival of the fittest, last man standing, I am very confident I would come out on top. What I’m saying is, militarily, I am superior than the vast vast majority of people, and that’s a good thing.

Also, it did occur to me as I look at Sandra Smith on Fox News, it would be nice to bend her over and just plow that pussy until it starts farting all over me.

What can I say.

I like war and I like to fuck.

Sue me.