cynical rejoinder
Q What's creepier than a Fabians convention?
Ans Nothing. A mensa meetup comes close.
Sneks getting bigger every year.
<The longest snake previously recorded in Florida, also a Burmese python, was 18ft 9in. Ian Easterling, a biologist at the conservancy said there were signs snakes of this species were increasing in size. “We had a feeling that these snakes get this big and now we have clear evidence.
https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2023/jul/15/snake-longest-burmese-python-florida#: