Nigger please.
Speaking as a guy, why not both?
No barley = no beer.
No wheat = no beer.
No hops = no beer.
No beer = no Oktoberfest.
No Oktoberfest = pissed off Germans REALLY running amok!
There's an easier way. SHUT OFF welfare then use the saved welfare money to imprison thieves for life.
Better way. Establish a no mans land along the border. Set up robotic Gatling guns with interlocking fields of fire to aim exclusively at knees. Pay for it all with Pay-Per-View.