Be Alec Baldwin

Get cast as CIA agent in Russian submarine movie

Get tips from clown consultants.

Get fascinated

Think you could be clown too

They feed you like you are

You feel top secret super

They give you a job or two to do like bad vegan

Give you a hit for Russian daughter

Uh oh it gets too much notice

Too late you realize you were an asset not a member of the clown car.