Get with the program
Normies are only supposed to look at Tucker and Elon and Lindell
BTW Fox news is still good, we should grovel to rino's with power in congress, libertarians are bad, polling matters, lobbyists and voting machines and federal reserve and economic stimulus and wall street and medical industry and big pharma can go right on doing what they always have
But the border! And Fanni! And DEI! And Airplanes!
Look at chart, ready to buy Bitcoin again soon
Use fingerprint to open bank app US Bank (USA! USA! USA!) to authenticate I am who I say I am
Try to initiate wire transfer of cash to Bitcoin friendly cashapp connected bank
US bank app 2fa enter code to phone to authenticate I am who I say I am
US Bank: 'Your bank does not allow wire transfers, you idiot, problem is on you and your banks end, go fix your stupid problem, idiot'
Doublecheck Bitcoin friendly cashapp connected bank 'We happily accept wire transfers! here's how to do it in easy steps (but keep in mind fees are high! you might want to try one of these other easy ways!)
Call US Bank. Me: 'Didn't work, my bank doesn't mind wire transfers, I checked.' USBank: 'You should go to bank branch and do wire transfer with teller'
Go to bank branch at 3:01. 'We're sorry our wire transfers end at 3:00. Because they end at 4:00 really, but we don't do them ourselves - we send them somewhere else to do them and they end at 4:00. Try to do it on the app.'
I try to do 'external transfer' on app instead of wire transfer. Involves US bank sending two test deposits of a few cents, me successfully accessing the recipient bank account, thereby confirming routing info and that I am who I say I am. After fingerprint and 2fa phone again of course.
US Bank App: Success! Bank account linked. We have your bank account information now, we know who you are in at least 3 different ways. How much money would you like us to send to your linked account? Maximum $5,000. Me: $1200. USBank: Please verify you are who you say you are with 2fa again. Me: OK USBank: Thank you for doing that. Your account has now been locked for potential fraudulent activity.
I call USBank: 'My account is locked.' USBank: 'Nothing I can do, wait 48 hours. You can go to a bank branch and see if they can help.'
I scrape ice off of my car (This would be a great day to use an app instead of go to the branch – why do I have an app anyway?) go to 4 USBank branches - they are all closed, even though it says 'open 9-5' on the front door of each of them, and when I call them the automated system says they are open.
I call USBank: 'Yeah I can't see on my system why those banks are closed. I can forward this call to them though' Forwards call. Automated system. 'We're open 9-5' I'm sure it's weather. Bankers don't need to work in weather. You need your money? Fuck you.
Meanwhile, I go to my cashapp and use the direct deposit paycheck that arrived there instantly, for free, to buy bitcoin, instantly, with a low fee, at midnight on Sunday night if I fucking want to. And buy a portion of any stock I want to, if I'm dumb enough to like the stock market in a Biden administration. And sell back any portion of my bitcoin to cash and put it in my cashapp debit card account and spend it, while I'm at the register at the supermarket, in a few clicks, if I fucking want to, whenever I fucking want to.
Normie: Bitcoin has no use case, it's tulips, built on nothing
pics (fucking) related
Desperate Nikki wants momentum and is desperate to get it - that's why her team is spending millions to lie about her and her record. She deserves to win - and she is willing to lie to get what she wants.
Thanks Nikki, we're learning more about you all the time!